Since the idea of Charlie's Playhouse first crossed my mind, I've been dreaming of hate mail. Expecting, hoping and longing for it. Would my little company be spunky enough to truly piss someone off?
And now it's here! My first scrap of hate came in an email:
I HATE EVOLUTION ITS F***ING STUPID BITCHES MADE THIS UP DAMN WHAT STUPIDS A**HOLE SCIENSTIST WE HAVE U DONT KNOW S**T
I'm so proud. Yes, the all-caps is original, as are the typos. I did have to add the asterisks myself, but if you fill them back in, you'll get the full glory.
I wish it were longer, and I wish I could recite it to my kids. But it's mine. I earned it, and I will cherish it. A milestone for Charlie!